What People Say vs What They Mean [reblog]

What people say vs what they mean: you know those times when people say one thing and mean another? Well, here is your guide to what they’re actually saying. It’s hilariously true.

What people say:
1. Oh…never mind

What people mean:
1. If you had bothered to listen, you would have understood! Uh, I can’t be bothered to tell you again.

Go read the rest of it here.