An Irritating Comment

When I hear people saying stuff like this, usually in the changing rooms, then it irritates me. A lot.

“Ugh, I’m so pale.”
Okay, so: a) you’re not pale, you’re actually tanned, and you know it, b) I’m not really seeing why ‘everyone has to be tanned’ and c) if you’re saying that you think being pale is ugly, then what are you saying about me?